Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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