i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a blind-side dick pic.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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