i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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