another moral hangover. fuck.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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