I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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