is wine microwaveable?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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