I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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