White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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