know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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