Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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