So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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