After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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