dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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