i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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