he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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