been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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