Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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