ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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