i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Banned from zoo.
Again?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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