She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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Do I have a choice?
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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