i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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