I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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