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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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