The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
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