I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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