New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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