they need to just BURY HIM!
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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