I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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