i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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