i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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