If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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