You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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