I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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