This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Floor bacon is actually really good
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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