I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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