she looked like the before picture.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
soo... how was my night?
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