Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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