Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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