New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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