is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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