Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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