You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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