I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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