nutella sex= disaster
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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