Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
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he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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