i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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