every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize