it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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