Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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