I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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